Cat Deck

DJ cat scratching turntable

Do you have a cool cat but you’re fed up with scratches and tears in your furniture. Welcome to the DJ scratching turntable the puur..fect solution to your wows. This cardboard turntable has a moving arm and a dj deck that spins as your cat paws at it.

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Machete Spatula

Machete Spatula

Be the Rambo of any BBQ with this practical Machete Spatula. Flip your burgers or steaks in style and when you get thirsty you can use the bottle opener on the side of the blade.

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Chocolate Tools

Chocolate Tools

Chocolate tools, what will they think of next. Absolutely useless for using for there intended purpose. The good news is these DIY tools are actually made of the finest Belgian dark chocolate so i suppose you could eat them.

Choose between a club hammer,  stilsons, corkscrew and scissors.

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Where’s The Zombie

Where's The Zombie

If you find Where’s Wally a little bit dull, this Where’s the Zombie will definitely spice things up. You need to track down the Peters family before they infect the world and turn everyone into brain munching zombies!

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Air Power Engine Car Kit

Air Power Engine Car Kit

This air powered car is an educational science kit that you will have to build yourself. No need for batteries, chargers or motors, Just fill up engine by pumping air into the big bottle bit and this car can go on for days and days and travels up to 50 metres in only 35 seconds.

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Batman Multi Tool

Batman Multi Tool

If you go out crime fighting don’t forget to take your handy Batman muti-tool, no super hero should be without one.  This iconic Batman sign is a really useful tool to take with you when your patrolling Gotham City.

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Tipple Tower Drinking Game

Tipple Tower Drinking Game

This drinking game is like the famous board game Jenga but with shots. Each player takes a turn removing a block and carrying out the instruction printed on the block before placing it back on the top. Watch what happens after a few drinks.

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Haynes Build Your Own Retro Radio

Haynes Build Your Own Retro Radio

You may have heard of Haynes, the world’s leading publisher and retailer of car and motorcycle manuals but did you know they have produced a retro styled 1970’s working FM radio which you can construct yourself.

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Shed Sounds CD

Shed Sounds CD

This hilarious comedy gift is for all lazy men out there. Get out of the household chores by going to your shed and put on this cd that sounds as if your working when your actually drinking beer and watching footie. Sounds include Drilling, sanding, planing and chiseling.

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No.1 DAD Tape Measure

No.1 DAD Tape Measure

So you have the No.1 dad and you want the perfect but practical gift to give him. What better than a 5 metre tape measure….Ok there are better gifts out there but this is something a bit different from the norm, it’s useful and he will reminded of you every time he measures something.

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This Is What Awesome Dad Looks Like

This Is What Awesome Dad Looks Like

If you have an awesome dad and you want to show him what you think of him this t shirt is the perfect gift. Available in sizes S-XXL and in many other colours.

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After Dinner Arguments

After Dinner Arguments

After a good meal what could be better than with a good old fashioned argument. This “no holds barred” game stimulates after dinner debates on controversial  and delicate subjects that will cause disagreements and heated exchanges amongst your friends.

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50 Ways To Beat A Hangover

50 Ways to Beat a Hangover

For anyone who has overdone it the night before and woken up with a throbbing head this book is the perfect guide to beat a hangover. Containing a collection of weird, wacky and wonderful ways for prevention and cure.

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Old Age Emergency Plastic Pants

Old Age Emergency Plastic Pants

Old age is a terrible thing that can lead to a loss of control of your bodily functions, but do not fear just wear your emergency plastic pants to avoid those unsightly stains and damp patches. Great fun gift.

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Balloon Helicopter Novelty Toy

Balloon Helicopter Novelty Toy

Do you have kids interested in flight? Then you have just found a toy they are going to love! These balloon helicopters are fun and easy to use. Just attach them to a balloon, wind them up and watch them go!

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Imitation Blood Syringe Ball Point Pen

Novelty Imitation Blood Syringe Ball Point Pen

This ballpoint pen looks just like a syringe and is filled with imitation blood to give it a that authentic look. This is an actual working pen that’s practical as well as fun.

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Grumpy Old Git Gift Set

Grumpy Old Git Gifts Set

If grumpy is his middle name then this hilarious grumpy old git gift set is the perfect present. The socks, mug and mints feature the words Grumpy Old Git showing him what you think of him.

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Inflatable Sumo Suit

Inflatable Sumo Suit

The Inflatable Sumo Suit is great for a fancy dress party, or buy two and hold your own home sumo wrestling tournament, you also get a sumo-hair hat and a built-in nappy for that totally authentic look.

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Inflatable Perfect Man

Inflatable Perfect Man

The perfect gift for that girl who thinks no man is good enough for her. The inflatable hunky boyfriend may just be the way to go…he’s brought you bunch of flowers to show you how thoughtful he is and he will always appear to listen.

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Splash Chopping Board

Splash Chopping Board

Add fun to functionality with this novelty chopping board that resembles a blob of jam, splodge of paint, or splash of gore depending on how you see it. The dribble helps it to anchor your worktop, great gift for a funky home.

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Farting Sounds Alarm Clock

Farting Sounds Alarm Clock

This crude, rude and frightfully funny alarm clock emits natural sounds as you awake, this little fella will fart you from your slumber with his bare butt trumpet farting out the tune Reveille.

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Zombie Mug

Zombie Mug

This dead funny grotesque Zombie Mug is a great way to enjoy your cuppa but don’t worry if you can’t face drinking from this mug each morning – he also makes a ghoulish pen pot.

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Outwitting Squirrels & Other Garden Pests & Nuisances

Outwitting Squirrels & Other Garden Pests & Nuisances

This amusingly written guide is perfect If you’ve ever waged war against the pesky squirrels or been tormented by an invasion of moles, slugs and snails, deer, bugs or fungus.

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VW Campervan 16GB Memory Stick

VW Campervan 16GB Memory Stick

A great gift for any VW  campervan fan is this genuine 1:72 die-cast classic 1962 VW model with a built-in 16GB Memory Stick for PC or Mac. The headlights actually flash when in use.

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Lid Sid

Lid Sid

Stop your pans boiling over with a Lid Sid. You get 2 in a pack one red and one white and you use one of these cheeky chappies to slip over the rims of pans to wedge the lid open, simple but effective.

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Golf Oddball Glasses Holder

Golf Oddball Glasses Holder

A great gift for any golfer is this oversized caricature golf ball with a big nose to rest a pair of specs on. You’ve heard the saying keep your eye on the ball at all times, well now you can.

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NOKI Pizza Chopper and Motobike Pizza Cutter

NOKI Pizza Chopper and Motobike Pizza Cutter

Why cut your pizza with an ordinary cutter when you could use this novelty motorbike pizza cutter. Made with a Stainless steel blade and ideal as a gift for any biker.

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Lab Flasks – Salt and Pepper

Lab Flasks - Salt and Pepper

Inspired by the iconic Erlenmeyer chemistry flask The ‘Earl’ Salt and Pepper set is a lab ware based cruet set bringing a scientific element to sophisticated dining.

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Social network shower curtain

Social network shower curtain

This Social network shower curtain comes in the familiar colour of white and blue with clear window view that you can look through to get that typical profile picture, made of polyester.

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ThinkGeek – Dexter Blood Spattered Coaster Set (6)

ThinkGeek - Dexter Blood Spattered Coaster Set (6)

If you want to keep you coffee table clean why not use theses Dexter serial murder blood spatter coasters. Made of sturdy clear acrylic with various blood-spatter patterns printed on them, a must have for any Dexter fan.

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Thumbs Up UK Wine Lock

Thumbs Up UK Wine Lock

Worried about somebody stealing a crafty swig of your precious plonk. Well no need to worry any longer, because with the Wine Lock the bottle’s contents are kept safe just for you.

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Star Wars Darth Vader 3D Mug

3D Mug Darth Vader

This awesome mug is shaped just like Darth Vaders iconic helmet and whether you’re a fan of this evil villain or not, you have to admit that this mug is out of this world cool. May the force be with you.

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Dead Tidy Desk Organiser

Dead Tidy Desk Organiser

If your desk is covered in clutter and mess with you need to invest in a new organiser that is fun to use. The Dead Tidy Desk Tidy keeps your workspace clear of the chaos allowing you hold all different sorts of stationary simultaneously. Will also work as a great stress relief voodoo doll

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Spaghetti Fork

Spaghetti Fork

Do you have trouble eating spaghetti, do you have problems keeping the spaghetti on your fork for long enough to bring it up to your mouth, if you do help is at hand with the spaghetti fork. It rotates at the touch of a button, wrapping the pasta goodness around it as it turns, perfect for the laziest of people.

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Damn You Autocorrect 2

Damn You Autocorrect 2

Autocorrect is meant to make our lives simpler but it can backfire hilariously by changing a word and giving our intended sentence a whole other meaning. Some of the screen grabs do have colourful language, often unintentionally, so it’s not a book for younger eyes.

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Balloon Dog Light

Balloon Dog Light

The Balloon Dog Light is a fun night light/balloon friend that is constructed from flexible silicone rubber so he won’t be at risk of popping, deflating or flying away. To turn him on and off simply ask him for his paw and give it a little squeeze.

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Pocket Pint

Pocket Pint

The Pocket Pint allows you to carry round a pint glass in your pocket, yes you did hear me right and doesn’t even need to be some kind of mutant giant pocket either, just a normal everyday average pocket will do. Perfect for parties, picnics and festivals.

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4 Port USB Hub

4 Port USB Hub

Do you need connect more than 1 thing into your laptop but you dont have enough USB ports. Now you can have 4 using some funky fresh fruit in 3 different fruit designs – sweet pea, chilli pepper and banana.

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Pin Art – Executive Desktop Gadget

Pin Art - Executive Desktop Gadget

This Metal Pin Art is a classic addition to any office space. Chill out and lighten things up by pushing objects into your Pin Art gadget we tend to start with fingers and make our way to full on faces and more.

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Konstruktor Flash – Construct Your Own SLR Camera

Konstruktor Flash - Construct Your Own SLR Camera

Build your own SLR Camera with this Konstructor camera. That’s right, your Konstructor camera comes in a kit, and you make the camera yourself using screws and the easy click formula.

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Spy Watch

Spy Watch

Do you fancy yourself as a spy just like James Bond 007 and want love all the super cool gadgets. This Spy Watch is the answer to all your spying prayers allowing you to take photographs and record around 115 minutes of video footage – including audio – using the 2.0 mega pixel camera which is cleverly disguised on the clock face.

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Self Stirring Mug

Self Stirring Mug

Do you know someone is so lazy they cant even be bothered to stir their own mug. This Self Stirring Mug is for someone who is simply so lackluster and apathetic in their demeanor that they can’t muster up enough energy to stir their own drink.

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Henry Shaped Mug

Henry Shaped Mug

This Henry Shaped Mug is based on the iconic vacuum cleaner and features his cheeky smile, large eyes and a hose that acts as the handle, complete with the Henry logo at the top.

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Slam Design Sharp End Cat Pencil Sharpener

Slam Design Sharp End Cat Pencil Sharpener

Sharpen your pencils with the Slam Design Sharp End Cat Pencil Sharpener by inserting your pencil into the poor cats behind were he will express his pain by meowing back at you. There’s also a litter tray to catch the shavings

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Half Pint Glass

Half Pint Glass

A fun gift for the lightweight drinker amongst your friends, from the front it looks like a full pint but turn it to the side and it reveals itself as a pint glass sliced in half.

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50Fifty Condiment Dispenser

50Fifty Condiment Dispenser

The 50fifty Condiment Dispenser is a fun gadget for children’s parties and barbecues. Fill the internal cartridges with any two condiments and pull the triggers to squirt the sauces onto your burger, hotdog or onto your plate.

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Nessie Ladle

Nessie Ladle

What’s that in lurking in your soup, looks like Nessie to me. This clever Nessie ladle is functional as well as fun. This mythical ladle is perfect if you don’t want to make a mess on your worktops.

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52 Things To Do While You Poo

52 Things To Do While You Poo

Sitting on the loo can be quite boring, especially if you’re doing a number two but fear not this handy book is your new best friend when on the throne, and every bathroom should have one to keep you entertained.

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Bath Pug

Bath Pug

This novelty bath Pug is sure to add some fun to your evening soak. The bath plug is an adorable plastic pug with a rubber ring around its waist and will fit all standard sized bath plugs.

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Slot Machine

Slot Machine

Bring a touch of Vegas into your home with this fully functioning Slot Machine without getting into serious debt. Put your spare change in the coin slot and pull the lever at the front of the machine to try your luck.

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Star Trek Phaser Remote

Star Trek Phaser Remote

Command almost all your home entertainment equipment (and many other infrared remote controlled devices) with this Star Trek Phaser remote control. Join the ranks of Star Fleet on Starship Enterprise and set to stun.

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Sharpener Desk Tidy

Sharpener Desk Tidy

Keep your desk tidy and organized with this quirky desk tidy in the shape of a pencil sharpener with plenty of  room for markers, pens, pencils, rulers and more.

Available from gizoo.co.uk

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Eyezone Eye Massager

Eyezone Eye Massager

Most of us lead busy lives that could be building up stresses and strains around the eyes. The Eyezone Eye Massager uses three therapies to combat tension in the eyes whilst also tackling those pesky bags and wrinkles.

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Digital Tyre Inflator

Digital Tyre Inflator

Never worry about going to the the petrol station to pump up your tyres with this Digital Tyre Inflator. Wherever your car is you can now pump them up with this more convenient solution drive more safely with correctly inflated tyres!

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Furry Warmers Slippers

Furry Warmers Slippers

Furry Warmers Slippers take the ordinary slipper and turn it into a luxury item giving your feet a pleasant surprise. Pop the slippers into microwave to heat them and in minutes your hard-working feet can feel instant warmth and will take your toes to toasty heaven.

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Voodoo Knife Block

Voodoo Knife Block

This striking voodoo doll tongue in cheek Knife Block kitchen essential is a must-have for any chef with a sense of humour. The five knifes have designated slots in the voodoo man, stabbing the unfortunate chap in the head, body, and both of his legs. Also available in a choice of colours.

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Converse Socks

Converse Socks

Silly socks are more fun than boring old white or black socks and these Sneaker Sock are no exception. Designed to look like super smart all-American trainers and also available in blue.

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Water Bomb Catapult Set

Water Bomb Catapult Set

Take aim and fire with this amazing Water bomb catapult launcher set. Get ready for the ultimate water battle, for kids both young and small.

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VW Campervan Wash Bag

VW Campervan Wash Bag

Do you own or love VW Campervans, if you do you’re going to love this cool wash bag based on the legendary 1965 VW Campervan. There’s plenty of room for all your toiletries and is also available in red.

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Man Mug

Man Mug

This Man sized Mug is the ideal gift for all you alpha males and DIY enthusiasts out there. There’s a space for a pencil in the handle a spirit level built into it and a ruler on the side, what more do you need.

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Gold Bullion Door Stop

Gold Bullion Door Stop

This Gold Bullion Door Stop is the actual size and weight of the real thing  but a lot cheaper. It’s a hefty and wonderfully over the top door stop that will have people guessing how much money you earn.

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Onion Goggles

Onion Goggles

Do you cry just at the sight of an onion, well cry no more with these protective Onion Goggles. Wear them to remain tear-free as you mince, slice and dice onions. Dame Edna eat your heart out!

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Her Ladyship Mug

Her Ladyship Mug

Be in no doubt who’s the head of the household with this stately mug fit for a queen This fun Her Ladyship Mug made from fine china has a matching lid to keep your drink warm and can also be used as a coaster.

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Man Tin

man tin

Every man needs a man tin to keep the bits and pieces that you just cant throw away. This bits and bob storage tin is printed with the bright and bold graphics for pointless stuff you must keep.

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Penny Farthing Tape Dispenser

Penny Farthing Tape Dispenser

This fun classic vintage style Penny Farthing Tape Dispenser is  great accessory for any desk. Stick down those parcels and envelopes with style comes complete with a roll of sticky tape.

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1,000 Foods to Eat Before you Die

1,000 Foods to Eat Before you Die

If you love food you’ll love this book full of the tastes, ingredients, restaurants, dishes and recipes from around the globe. Described in mouth-watering detail and one that every food lover should experience with full colour photography throughout.

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Laser Star Projector – Laser Cosmos

Laser Star Projector - Laser Cosmos

Do you love to gaze up at the stars on a clear night and wish you could have that feeling of wonder but indoors. Well now you can with the incredible Laser Twilight a laser star projector that brings the beauty and drama of a laser cosmos in to your home.

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Grow Your Own Willy

Grow Your Own Willy

I bet you know someone who would like to grow their own willy. Just imagine the fun they would have when they drop this willy into water and watch it grow up to 600% of it’s original size in about 3 days…Take it out of water and watch it shrink before doing all again.

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Only Fools And Horses Dressing Gown

Only Fools And Horses Dressing Gown

This Only Fools And Horses Dressing Gown is “perfek” for fans of the classic British sitcom. Styled to look like Del Boy’s sheepskin coat with Trotters Independent Trading Company logo on the back…’crème de la menth’ as Del Boy would say.

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Wine Bottle Glass

Wine Bottle Glass

Do you know someone who likes a glass or two or three of wine with there meal or to unwind? Why not save time in refilling the glass when this fun wine glass holds a whopping 750 ml of plonk. A fun gift for the wine connoisseur.

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Giant Inflatable Beach Ball

Giant Inflatable Beach Ball

Why settle for a regular sized beach ball when you can have this epic 10ft giant sized beach ball, sometimes size does matter. So liven up your next trip to the beach, you won’t find a weirder, wackier way to enjoy yourself in the summer sun than this.

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I’m A Twat Mug

I'm A Twat Mug

This seemingly harmless and innocent looking plain white mug offers a great joke to play on unsuspecting victims. It’s only when the the person using the mug raises it to their lips to take a sip that the hidden message “I’m a twat” printed on the mug’s base will be revealed to everyone but the tea drinker himself.

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Star Wars How to Speak Wookiee

Star Wars How to Speak Wookiee

Do you live with or know a Jedi Knight? Do you find it difficult not being able to communicate with Chewbacca and the inhabitants of the planet Kashyyk in general. Now you can chat with the “People of the Trees” thanks to this guide. After all, feeling the force may not stretch to speaking with Wookiees.

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Jelly Boobs Sweets

Jelly Boobs Sweets

If he has a sweet tooth and is fond of a bit of breast this packet of sweets will make a naughty but nice gift. These delicious, mouth watering, fruity and cheeky sweets would be a great additions to stag nights, boys nights out or even hen dos.

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MiP

MiPThis is MiP and by using Gesture Sense technology you control this clever little robot by using just hand movements, so wherever you move your hand the MiP robot will move too. Make your MiP dance, drive, balance, battle and so much more.Available from menkind.co.ukget yours now

Casio GA-400-1AER Men’s Watch

Casio GA-400-1AER Men's Watch

The stylish Casio G-shock range was created in 1983 and this fantastic timepiece blends elegance with wicked durability. With scratch resistant mineral glass for the face and a hard wearing resin strap adds up to one tough timepiece.

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HQ Battery Organiser with Tester

HQ Battery Organiser with Tester

How  many times have bought a pack of batteries and only used 2, then you go back to get more and you just cant find them. Where they go nobody knows but with this battery organiser and tester you can keep them ready for use when you need them, room for 10 AA and  12 AAA which are included. A built-in tester enables you to quickly and easily find out how much life is left in each battery.

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Spider Catcher

spider catcher

Scared of spiders? Do you tremble with fear as you spot a crawling on your floor or wall. Do not fret the spider catchers bristled head will catch that spider at arms length allowing you to remove it from your home humanly and safely.

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Ninja Mug

Ninja Mug

Fancy a sneaky cuppa and don’t want to make the whole family or office one. What you need is the Ninja mug kitted out in a dark, insulating mask so no one will notice. It also comes with a Ninja Star coaster ensuring no traceable water rings and its own spoon in case someone notices a spoons missing.

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Cool Rock Desktop Drum Kit

Cool Rock Desktop Drum Kit

Ever dreamt of being a drummer in a rock band, well with this desktop drum kit you can fulfill that dream and bash away on the drums and cymbal with the drum sticks supplied.

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Bogey Man Egg Separator

Bogey Man Egg Separator

The bogey man egg separator is the disgusting way to separate your whites from your yolks. After cracking the eggs into the mug just tilt and watch how the egg whites run out of his nose. Revolting it may be but it does actually work.

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Defuse a Bomb Alarm Clock – Novelty Dynamite Styled Digital Clock

Defuse a Bomb Alarm Clock - Novelty Dynamite Styled Digital Clock

Find it hard to get out of bed in the morning then perhaps this scary looking dynamite clock will force you to get up. This is a fully functional alarm clock with all the normal features you’d expect from alarm clock however it also has a big red button that when pressed starts a countdown sequence giving you just 10 second cut the correct wire (pull out) to stop the dynamite bomb. Also a fun game to play at a party.

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Fun Runny Nose Shower Gel Dispenser

Fun Runny Nose Shower Gel Dispenser

Why not dispense your shower gel from a big nose, so much more fun than a conventional dispenser. Use green shower gel to get that really snotty runny nose effect…your kids will love it.

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iTap Power Tap

iTap Power Tap

How would you like to power your smartphone by just switching on a tap. Now you can with the iTap Power Tap, turn on for charge, turn off for standby and an LED light will indicate if the phone is charging or not.

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Inflatable Willy Costume

Inflatable Willy Costume

If you are looking for something a little different to dress up in for the adults only fancy dress party the Inflatable Willy Costume could be just the thing. Being inflatable, so it shouldn’t go limp, even after a few drinks unlike the real thing!

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Razor Crazy Cart

Razor Crazy Cart

The Razor Crazy Cart is an awesome way to spend your free time. It can reached speeds up to 12mph powered by a battery on the back and has a lever that lets you drift and spin like a Whacky Racer.

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Bug Zappa

Bug Zappa

Get rid of irritating flies, wasps and mosquitoes with this fun and effective bug zappa. As soon as the bug touches the mesh it will be electrocuted. This battery operated zappa could also improve your tennis stroke.

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Personalised Man Cave Wooden Sign

Personalised Man Cave Wooden Sign

This personalised Man Cave sign is the idea gift for the person who has that special sacred man space. Engraved on pine and strung with thick knotted cord you can personalise this sign with his name up to 10 characters and activities up to 40 charterers.

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Junk Food Skip

Junk Food Skip

The Junk Food Skip is a great party piece to hold all your snacks and nuts. It may not big enough to hold your household waste but plenty big enough to feed your party guests.

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S3 AirWheel

imagesS3 AirWheel

Taking the original idea of the Segway and completely redesigning it, the S3 AirWheel lets you commute and move in a way that has never been possible before. The only personal transportation system you need to worry about nowadays.

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Wonderland Cotton Tail

Wonderland Cotton Tail

The Wnderland Cotton Tail is a fun way to store your cotton wool balls. When you fill it the cotton wool balls create the bunny’s tail. Ideal for your dressing table or in a bathroom.

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Mini Jellyfish Tank

Mini Jellyfish Tank

If you like jellyfish you will love this mini battery operated jellyfish tank. They don’t need any feeding, or cleaning just turn it on and watch as the ets of air move the water inside the tank providing the jellyfish with realistic movement.

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Shot Tender

Shot Tender

Why go out to the pub when the pub can come to you. Turn your  kitchen,  living room or even your bedroom into a bar with this authentic single shot spirit dispenser that can be shelf or wall mounted.

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Balcony BBQ

Balcony BBQ

This Space saving BBQ is ideal for those without garden space but have a balcony. This ingenious Balcony BBQ gives you more than enough room for all of your grilled grub so invite your friends over and cook your meat the way it should be done, on a BBQ.

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Six Pack Beer Holster

Six Pack Beer Holster

Always be fully loaded with this camouflage six pack beer holder that can hold up to 6 cans or bottles. Fits waist 34-50inch with easy to clip clasp to the rear, never be without a beer again.

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Stylophone Beatbox Portable Electronic Beats Machine

Stylophone Beatbox Portable Electronic Beats Machine

A different take on the very popular Stylophone from years ago. The  Stylophone Beatbox is a portable electronic beats machine with MP3 input and includes samples from the UK’s Beatbox champion MC Zani.

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Top Gear – The Alternative Highway Code

Top Gear - The Alternative Highway Code

Top Gear’s Alternative Highway Code hilarious new book is all you need for proper guidance about motoring in general or at least Top Gears way, which as we know is probably the wrong way as usual.

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Cure for Farting in Bed

Cure for Farting in Bed

The Dr William Harfreys novelty Farting In Bed remedy is sure to raise a smile from whoever receives it. This wonderful bath time treat for flatulence probably won’t actually cure smelly farts but it will make them laugh. Soak in the bath with one of the 4 scented herbal balls provided.

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Haynes 4 Cylinder Combustion Engine

Haynes 4 Cylinder Combustion Engine

Build your very own overhead cam 4-cylinder engine using this clever 100-piece motorised plastic kit from Haynes. The model is designed to be a fun project to put together, and helps you to understand how a full-size four-stroke car engine works.

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Boyfriend Body Pillow

Boyfriend Body Pillow , Arm Pillow Bed Sofa Cushion Novelty Gift for Single Women

The Boyfriend Body Pillow is for any woman who wants to feel the embrace of a real man. You will love the way this pillow wraps around and holds you all night without snoring, farting or saying a word

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Crap Taxidermy

Crap Taxidermy

Taxidermy can be a superb way to preserve an animal when done right but do it wrong and it can be stuff of nightmares. This book  shows exactly how not to do taxidermy and shows some of the best of the worst animals you have ever seen.

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Chain Bottle Holder

Chain Bottle Holder

This cool wine holder defies gravity. Either this is an optical illusion or a cleverly created counter balance created by welding chain links together. Works with most bottle sizes.

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6 in 1 Solar Kit

6 in 1 Solar Kit

This 6 in 1 solar kit is a great beginners introduction to solar power technology. With this kit you could make a robotic dog, boat, moving plane, car, windmill and a desktop plane.

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Dust Mop Slippers

Dust Mop Slippers

These Dust Mop Slippers are the perfect gift for lazy housekeepers. Why should you get down on your hands and knees and scrub the floor when you can clean it by gliding across your floor in the comfort of these nifty dust mopping slippers.

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Poo Mask

Poo Mask

Have you ever been told you look like crap, well now you can do exactly that with this “tastefully” looking hilarious Poo Mask. Thank god it’s made of latex rubber and not the real thing! Great for fancy dress.

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Trombone iPhone Speaker Dock

Trombone iPhone Speaker Dock

An iPhone speaker dock is a must for any modern home, but, as you can see, the full size handmade Trombone Speaker Dock is more than a little bit special. A perfect gift for an individual, couple or family who loves music

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Crab Bowl

Crab Bowl

Why have an ordinary pet when you could have a snap up a crab for a pet. This adorable pet crab doesn’t need cleaning, feeding or even petting even though their pincers are pretty dangerous he’s quite content swimming and dancing around his bowl.

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Happy Jackson Mug Queen of Awesomeness

Happy Jackson Mug Queen of Awesomeness

The Happy Jackson Queen of Awesomeness Mug is a great gift to remind a family member, a friend or colleague just how awesome they are. A great way to start the day with their morning cuppa.

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Boobie Mug

Boobie Mug

This novelty ceramic boobie mug is shaped like a single breast and dispenses liquid from the nipple in the middle to create a truly titillating tea break! A great present for a friend or colleague.

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Steepletone 1960’s Vinyl Record Player – Red

Steepletone 1960's Vinyl Record Player - Red

All retro music lovers will love the Steepletone 1960’s Vinyl Record Player.  Create 1960’s nostalgia wherever you go the ultimate portable music device. Detachable speakers and the ability to play 33 and 45 records you will hear your favourite records like they never before.

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OCK mug

OCK Mug

The OCK mug is the perfect gift for friends, colleagues or any typical joker you know, have a little fun by telling that annoying friend or colleague exactly what you think about them but in a subtle way.

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Water Bazooka Water Pistol

Water Bazooka Water Pistol

This compact and lightweight p[ump action water pistol uses most every day plastic drink bottles as a water source to shoots water up to 30 feet for spontaneous cool fun.  Ideal for ages 8 and up.

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Shoe and Boot Warmer

Shoe & Boot Warmer  Dryer

Never get cold feet again with this shoe and boot warmer. Why put on cold footwear when you can put on nice warm shoes or boots, great for drying your footwear if they get wet. Can also be used for gloves and socks,  you’ll love the feeling of warm socks on cold feet.

Available from gizoo.co.uk

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USB LED Clock Fan

USB LED Clock Fan

At first glance it might look like this stylish plugin USB fan with a flexible metallic neck has only one purpose in life, to keep you cool with nice breeze but it does have a party piece. It has a very cool LED clock that appears like  magic, displaying the time on the blades of the fan as they rotate.

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Amazeball Fairground Marble Run

Amazeball Fairground Marble Run

For serious marble run fun the Amazing Amazeballs Fairground is the perfect desktop gadget to while away a few hours of your day at home or at work. Even the most useless DIYer  can build it with easy to assemble parts.

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Zombie Garden Gnome Crawler

Zombie Garden Gnome Crawler

This very interesting Crawling Zombie Garden Gnome will make a great addition to your normal garden surroundings! He comes complete with bloodied-stump legs and glow in the dark eyes enough to scare any living soul.

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Candy Nipple Tassels

Candy Nipple Tassels

These candy nipple tassels are the adult version of the candy necklaces you used to buy when you were a kid. Let your sweet tooth go wild on theses wearable and oh-so-naughty sweets. These nipple tassels are strictly for grown-ups.

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Mr Right and Mrs Always Right Glass Gift Set

Mr Right and Mrs Always Right Glass Gift Set

Everyone likes to know where they stand in life and in their relationship and we all know that the woman is in charge. The Mr Right and Mrs Always Right Glass Gift Set confirm what everyone already knows he may be Mr Right, but she will always be Mrs Always Right.

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Magic Wand Remote Control

Magic Wand Remote Control

Become a real life Wizard with this Kymera Magic Wand Remote Control for you TV or any other device that has an infrared remote. Amaze your friends and change channels with a flick of the wrist, Shazaam you’re now watching a different program.

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50 Ways To Kill A Slug

50 Ways To Kill A Slug

Fifty serious and silly ways to kill or outwit the slug, the gardeners number one enemy. Are you sick of losing the battle and want to stop those slimy gastropods in their tracks. Fear not, help is at hand with this 96 page paperback book.

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Smart Phone Projector

 

Smart Phone Projector

This retro style smart phone projector is made from strong cardboard and can project images onto a wall to give you a much better viewing experience without using any wires! No more crowding over a small screen to watch the latest release with your friends. Just pop your smart phone in the back of the projector, plug in your speakers and voilà, home cinema, just grab the hot dogs and ice cream, sit back and enjoy.

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Sandal Socks

 

Sandal Socks

Become the height of fashion with these totally hot and stylish silly sandal socks. Get the  summer wear look all year around. These one size fits all socks will make an amusing gift for the man who has no fashion sense.

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Stormtrooper Star Wars DC Comics Look-ALite LED Table Lamp

 

Stormtrooper Star Wars DC Comics Look-ALite LED Table Lamp

Add an ambient glow with the Star Wars Stormtrooper DC Comics LED table lamp, Shaped just like the Star Wars Stormtroopers with a soft white light coming from the head, perfect for any room in the home and an ideal gift for any star wars fan.

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Bum Bank – Farting Money Box

 

Bum Bank - Farting Money Box

This novelty money box is disgustingly funny, never has saving sounded so much fun, put a coin in the bum crack slot and make it fart. Encourage you to save your pennies for a rainy day but luckily its just makes a farting sound and not the smell.

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Face or Fanny Soap

Fanny Face Soap

With this clearly labelled face or fanny soap you can avoid cross contamination with no mistaking what part of the soap should be used and where. Never again will you get  your downstairs bits confused with washing your face. The soap actually works, creating a lovely lather. One bar supplied.

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Inflatable Zimmer Frame

Inflatable Zimmer Frame

Do you have a relative or friend who tries to defy their true age or an upcoming retirement, 50th or 70th birthday party. This novelty inflatable zimmer frame would be the ideal gift for that special old-time.

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Post Box Peanut Feeder

Post Box Peanut Feeder

Entice your feathered friends in to your garden with this iconic hand made Post Box Bird Feeder. Hang the feeder on a wall or from a tree and fill with nuts and seeds.

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Turbospoke Bicycle Exhaust System

Turbospoke Bicycle Exhaust System

Transform your pedal bike into an awesome realistic motorbike revving machine using just pedal power! Plastic cards vibrate against the wheels spokes as you pedal and the exhaust acts as an amplifier.

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Meat Cuts Apron

meats cut apron

This cool kitchen apron will make a fun and practical present for barbecue kings, dads, carnivores and messy and creative cooks that don’t know the flank from the rump! The eye-catching meats cut apron has diagrams for chicken, pork, lamb and beef in white with charcoal background.

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Handsh*t – Bergamot Lemongrass

vintage style handshit cream

This vintage style handshit cream tin makes for a really original gift for the lady with a sense of humour. A true moisturising cream with a refreshing lemon and bergamot fragrance which includes beeswax and vitamin E to make sure the skin is left well-hydrated and protected. A little goes a long way.

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Tryble Earmuff Headphones

Tryble Earmuff Headphones

Keep warm and look cool this winter whilst listening to your favourite music with these Tryble Earmuff Headphones.All you need to do is plug in the detachable cable which is supplied into your headphones and music system and listen to your favourite music, whilst keeping your ears snug.

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Air Zooka

Air Zooka
 Surprise your friends by hitting them with a harmless ball of air using the Airzooka. It’s essentially an air cannon which can fire blasts of air up to 20 feet enough to Ruffle a persons’ hair, dress or papers on their desk! Airzooka is great fun for the kids and is suitable indoor or outdoors…. Anyone wearing a light wig or toupee had better watch out!!

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Neo Classic Watch With Blue LEDs

Neo Classic Watch With Blue LEDs

 Looking for a slick futuristic watch with the matrix look that’s also very cool. This watch shows the time in a clear digital format with blue LED lights that light up with a touch of a button. Made from a strong PU leather strap with hardened plastic case and stainless steel back.

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12-IN-1 MULTI TOOL PEN

12-IN-1 MULTI TOOL PEN

This clever multi-tool pen has 12 accessories concealed inside. Ideal for any small DIY job at home or work. Inside you will find a hole puncher, wire stripper, flat screwdriver, philips screwdriver, ear pick, tweezers, stainless steel Fork, nail file, saw blade x 2 0.9 cm, craft blade x 3 3.75 cm and craft blade x 3.

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Pull My Finger Fart Pen

Pull My Finger Fart Pen

We all love the pull my finger fart prank, well now you can have a pull my finger fart pen. This is great is you cant muster up a fart of your own this pen is for you. With several different botty burps included, there’s a parp for every occasion and it actually works as a pen too!

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Personalised Children’s Football Book

Personalised Children's Football Book

Let your child have their dream come true by letting them score the winning goal in the cup final with this personalised 24 page full colour book, a fantastic gift for any football fanatic. Add their name, choose which team colours to play in, change the star players hairstyle, colour and skin tone to match your child, choose the team name and name the team manager.

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The Amazing Fly Gun

The Amazing Fly Gun

Get rid of those pesky flies with this amazing Fly Gun…. An effective way to kill flies with no mess. Fun and easy to use and can be used Indoors or outdoors, at work or at home!

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